I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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