My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
do herpes really smell.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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