I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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