i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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