its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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