So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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