when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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