we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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