Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
