so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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