fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
never play flip cup with pint glasses
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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