So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I need moral support for this bender
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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