That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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