I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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