Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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