All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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