I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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