so explain again why im purple
no
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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