I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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