I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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