Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Let's get the cat blown out
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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