I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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