yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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