I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
