did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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