"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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