Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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