I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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