she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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