3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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