I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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