then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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