someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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