i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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