just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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