scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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