Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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