he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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