i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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