singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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