Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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