Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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