ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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