I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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