Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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