PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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