After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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