do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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