what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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