Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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