glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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