that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
A bitchslap is in order.
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